Dilbert Mafia {Boss Mafia - Wins}

[Kazooish]

BOSS WINS!!

As you all approach the tall corporate building for work, you begin to wonder, what sick plotting upper managment has been doing, what new motivational idea will have entered their pointy haired heads. Or what else could happen today because of incompetence...who knows what can happen in the small "sensory deprivation chambers" that they like to call...."cubicals".

Welcome to hell....well actually heck....we wont damn you, but we might darn you for a few min

The Sane/Living
Corsato
Wordcross


The Insane/Dead
Feriefire (elbonian) - Sent to marketing
Nauplius (Swxb) - "work harder not smarter"
RSA (Dawn) - Crossbow bolt
Sparticus (Elbonian) - Sent to marketing
Amb (troll) - "work harder not smarter" & crossbow bolt
Lucresia (Wally) - Sent to marketing by town
Werebear - (dilbert) - Cross bow bolt
Vegtable - (Asok) - Killed by keyboard
The Ktulu - (Ratbert) - Work smarter not harder
Duphrates - (bob the dino) - Budget Cancelled
Logain - (Phil) - Killed by Mouse
Cuban Smoker (Catbert) - Sent to marketing by town
Macadamiaman (Tina Tech Writer) - Cross bow bolt
Beartalon (PHB) - Budget was canceled
PuzzleProdigy (fraud boss) - Crossbow bolt
Quiller (elbonian) - Budget was canceled
TheotherKatie (dogbert) - work smarter not harder
The Critic (Accounting troll) - Sent to marketing by town


It is now end of game

Revealed roles

Tina The Tech Writer - Follow one person every night and see what actions they perform, but if the person they are following is killed, Tina is killed too.

Wally - Incompetent person, random chance of stuff happening, 2/6th chance investigate 2/6th chance protect, 2/6th chance kill. Kills with keyboard by accident...

Phil The Prince of Insufficient Light - Darn one person daily, that person may not vote.

Asok - Doctor

All roles will be revelaed in the next 48 hours.




[This message has been edited by Kazooish (edited 01-27-2003 11:03 PM).]

[MacadamiamaN]

/Confirm. vote veg!

[Beartalon]

/Confirm

[Vegtable2001]

Confirm (I'm against /'s)

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Thats my opinion.... I probably don't care about yours

[Kazooish]

o and if anyone has any question about roles. just e-mail me back, or if somehow i didnt send you a role...its possible i made a mistake, in the wording, or even forgot you.

Snowbiker16@aol.com

Any questions...etc

[wordcross]

yeah, i confirm too!!!

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I'm not an actor, but i play one on TV.
GLih8evilstuff: I hope you never call me, my caller ID would explode.
I dont' suffer from Insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

[Amb]

Confirm

[Ghost Post]

confirmareno

[Logain]

confirm

[Quiller]

confirm

[Duphrates]

Confirm

[Werebear]

/\/\/\/\/\Confirm/\/\/\/\/\

[Faeriefire]

confirm

[TheOtherKatie]

confirmo!

[crackerjack]

confirmed

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by RSA:

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why are we missing RSA?

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Make that Mackay... We'll miss you!

But, RSA is in?! Someone must have said *WHAMO!*

Anyway, I dost confirmeth mine own existence in this fine merriment. As Kazooish said, I will be finishing up the semester with just oodles of work; however, in the next two weeks, I will try to be as active as possible. Just send me an email if I am too lax on the board.



P. S. what are the rolls again?

P. P. S. Can you go over some basic guidelines of the rules, e.g. what we are allowed to say/not allowed; when we can discuss... etc.



[This message has been edited by The Doctor (edited 12-04-2002 05:30 PM).]

[Corsato]

~~ Confirms ~~

[The Ktulu]

Confirm.

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Klahal âñ dupuen.

Me gusta correr desnudo en los pasillos de la escuela.

[Nauplius]

Confirm.

[wordcross]

um, kt, you like to run nude in the halls of your school?

[PuzzleProdigy]

Confirm
*darns players to heck*

[The Critic]

confirm!

[Kazooish]

just awaiting jellybeanliness's confirm...start sending in night choices please, ill hunt down jelly...

Which means its night, so once you confirm SHHHH!!!!!

Deadline for choices: sunday morning

[Kazooish]

o and "the doctor"....i didnt understand if you had or had not recieved your role in the e-mail...ill send it to you again.....

[Ghost Post]

no doc, it was more like *FITZPATRICK!*

[JellyBeanliness]

Ok so I'm a slacker...

CONFIRM!

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I am the Bean. Worship me.

[Kazooish]

yay ok everyone now it really is pure nighttime, shhh no talking, deadline for nightime choices is still

Sunday morning

snowbiker16@aol.com

still waiting on a bunch of people, if i get the choices before sunday, well start daytime earlier.

[The Doctor]

Before this game gets too far underway, I am going to have to back out and be replaced: I just have too much darn work. I am sorry for the inconvenience--and I am certainly disapointed--but there is no way I can give this game the time it deserves. Again, sorry.

Say a *WHAMO!* for me now and then...

[This message has been edited by The Doctor (edited 12-05-2002 11:00 PM).]

[Kazooish]

The doctor has been replaced, still awaiting a few more choices...common people lets get em in, the sooner i get them in, the better.

[Kazooish]

under 24 hours for all night choices to be in, iv sent everyone who needs to send them in an e-mail reminder.

if i dont get your choice you will most likely be replaced.....or if i deem you dont have that important a role, and there is noone to replace you, you will be killed off by the gods of the office building.

[Vegtable2001]

Thats a bad system. If somone ges replaced people know they have an important role.

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Thats my opinion.... I probably don't care about yours

[Vegtable2001]

Before this game actually starts i want you all to dismiss Macnuts random claims that he is maf and got me as maf. I've been in 4 games with him when he did this. He wasn't maf or anything, he just did. Please don't listen to him when he says this. If he does do this and your all stupid eneough to listen please kill him afterwards. You'd be amazed how often he's gotten away with this.

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Thats my opinion.... I probably don't care about yours

[MacadamiamaN]

Oh yes, you'd be very amazed. Many a time I've been able to convince more than half the voters

P.S.. vote veg, I got him as mafia

[This message has been edited by MacadamiamaN (edited 12-07-2002 08:56 PM).]

[Werebear]

MacadamiamaN and Veg - PLEASE follow the rules of mafia.

1) No posting of anything important at night. None. Night is not for posting. That goes for you too, Veg. Your post was out of line also.

2) No editing or deleting your posts. You "mythspeeled" a word, tough. You said something incredibly stupid, it's your fault. Post a new post and explain that your head was in the blender. But do not edit your posts.

3) The first rule in any GL mafia is sacrosanct, and ironclad. It should be in your mind the whole time, if you're merely voting, or posting a 200-line diatribe. DON'T BE A JERK. Please remember this. Mods will not allow you to sign up if you violate this rule.

Werebear

[Kazooish]

thank you werebear, o and in terms of replacements, when i say important this is what i mean.

uninportant, would be 1/5 important would be a one of a kind character, or a 1/2

and im the mod, i can do whatever i think wont unbalance the game...so quiet!

and while im at it, the following people are now to be replaced

Crackerjack will now be lucresia
Jellybeanliness will now be Cuban Smoker

ill begin to write up the outcome of last night, in a few min. Sparticus, cuban smoker, and lucresia could you all just as soon as the day begins make sure you post SOMETHING, even just a "confirm" sorta message so i know your alive.

[Kazooish]

Day comes, as everyone enters the office building the first thing they hear is "i shall summon all the demons of heck unto thee!"....there is silence...."hi im ed from accounting, the others are at lunch"...you hear a scream, it can only come from.... WEREBEAR has been darned, and may not vote today.

As people begin to head to their desks, they find Puzzle Prodigy (fraud boss) dead with a crossbow bolt through the chest.

The next thing that they find is even more gruesome...poor THE OTHER KATIE (dogbert) is wandering hte halls mumbling "work smarter, not harder"....she is clearly suffereing from a company motto problem...and has gone insane, and might as well be dead.

You all sit down finally to work, after all these horrible suprises this morning, but two more await you....the first is a scream from quiller as he goes up in a cloud of smoke....poor quiller's (Elbonian) budget was cancelled.

The last supprise is a memo from the president of hte company...someone needs to be transfered to marketing <<gasp>>....you must vote to decide what poor person shall be forced to be in marketing for hte rest of their life.

it is now daytime, please vote

9 to lynch

[cuban smoker]

Puzzle Prodigy was probably killed by Carol, the secretary with a crossbow (serial killer?). I guess incompetent management is our mafia.

The Elbonians could be masons... best not to have them come out. And the idea of a fraud boss worries me. What on earth would a fraud boss get to do?

Actually, Carol is more likely a vigilante, because she would be trying to kill the managers...

Just my initial insights into the first deaths...

[MacadamiamaN]

Thanks, werebear, I've never played mafia before in the forums. Referring to #1, what constitutes important?

Based on RSA's (surprise! not veg's!) quibbles seen under those horrible and malevolent flourescent lights during the night, my vote goes towards him; may he burn in marketing!

[Amb]

I dont know but could that whole Mac/Vegt thing be an outworking between two mafia... SInce they violated the rules, I feel less bad about this than I should

Vote Vegtable
FOS Macadamia

[Corsato]

Vote: Wordcross, random