Dilbert Mafia {Boss Mafia - Wins}

[Nauplius]

So catbert is evil?

vote: cuban smoker

[Sparticus]

Looks like I might need my pocket protector tonight.

Vote: cuban smoker

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I am still Sparticus, no matter what you say.

[Duphrates]

Nauplius, that's what I first thought,until...

Originally posted by dilbert.com:

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Catbert is a typical cat, in the sense that he looks cute but he doesn't care if you live or die. As Human Resources Director at Dilbert's company, he teases employees before downsizing them.

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[The Ktulu]

Vote: cuban smoker

[Werebear]

Yay! Vote: cuban smoker

[Vegtable2001]

I'm counting 8 votes for the cuban, looks like a lynch to me.

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Thats my opinion.... I probably don't care about yours

[Kazooish]

with 8 votes Cuban smoker is sent off to marketing, the last things you hear are "quality, quality, quality"...Also as hes walking away you notice something...my god....he has a tail....cuban smoker is indeed Catbert

It is Night

As it is coming close to christmas, and people will be going away and such, the deadline for choices will be next friday (1 week) Although if i get all the choices in before then, the next day will start regardless of the date. If your going away please post here.....at some point during the night i will randomly reveal one persons role entirely.

Happy Holidays to everyone

--Kazooish

[Beartalon]

*penniless whisper*

Night 3

[Kazooish]

sorry

[Kazooish]

still missing a lot of choices, just a reminder, choices should be in by friday evening.

[Ghost Post]

i'm going away today-jan. 2
i'll try to check in after friday though, i don't want the town stranded without a cop

[Kazooish]

24 hours roughly till choices are due, e-mails to those im missing will be going out...in a few min

[Kazooish]

i did say i would reveal a role, and iv completely forgotten how stupid of me.....ok lets see the dice of incompetence chooses....<<drum roll>>

Macadamiaman - Tina The Tech Writer

Follow one person every night and see what actions they perform, but if the person they are following is killed, Tina is killed too.

There is the revealed role.

[Kazooish]

The poor little office workers walk into a scene out of a murder novel when they enter the office....

The first thing they find is Werebear (dilbert) lying in a pool of blood, a crossbow bolt sticking out of his back.

The next thing they find is poor The Ktulu (ratbert) walking in circles chanting "work smarter not harder"...poor ratbert has been gotten by the boss mafia and is so insane, he might as well be dead.

The next person they find with what looks like a...computor mouse....around his neck...looks like a really incompetent person tried to show him how to use a mouse, and accidently killed Logain (phil)

In phils hands is a small notice reading "vegtable has commited a minor infraction, darn him"...doesnt look like phil ever made it though...not that it matters....

Vegtable (asok) is found with a keyboard wrapped around his neck...much like the mouse that killed logain, someone really incompetent...and theres a smell...possibly very bad hygiene....tried to innocently explain how to use a keyboard...but accidently killed vegtable instead.

suddenly a scream goes up as Duphrates (bob the dinosaur) opens his e-mail, and dissapears in a poof of smoke, poor Bob's budget has been cancelled.

And of course marketing needs another employee

It is now day

5 to lynch

[Bear Skin Rug]

Waaaaaah!!!

[Beartalon]

*over the Death Watch PA System*
Like most bosses: HA! I was RIGHT and I take credit for it!

[Amb]

Once a game gets to this phase I like to do analysis of players picked at random for discussion.

I picked Wordcross

1: Confirms
2: Random vote with a Modus Operandi (Post 44)
3: Votes Mac with the words "Bandwagon" (Post 74)
4: Cracks a joke at Werebears expense
5:

[Amb]

Nauplius Analysis

1. Confirms (post 18)
2. Randomly votes Cuban Smoker (post 63)
3. Queries Mac to see if he is making a role claim
4. FOS's all voting for Mac
5. Votes catbert - asking if he was evil

Notes:
1-4: Nothing
5: Could be a ploy to say he wasnt in with Catbert - assuming catbert didnt work alone. Not very strong to ping a player for this....

Any opinions on this one...

[Amb]

Lucresia:

1. Votes Mac for a role claim she finds dubious (Post 98)
2. Unvotes Mac (Post 115)
3. Follows a bandwagon (admittedly a mafia one) (Post 139)

Notes:
Lucresia is keeping very quiet. I think she needs to talk a little more...

Vote: Lucresia

Id like to hear some more from you

[Corsato]

yeah whatever, anything to get this game started up again.
Vote: Lucresia

[Kazooish]

in case anyone cant count, thats two votes for lucresia.


o and because of the slowness...lets set the deadline at...

Day Deadline: whenever i get home from my new years party (sometime wednesday afternoon)

[This message has been edited by Kazooish (edited 12-29-2002 10:39 PM).]

[Kazooish]

actually someone pointed out to me this is a bit..unfair possibly....as it is still new years..etc


soo ill give you till friday night....

friday night now

or until majority of 5 is reached.

[Beartalon]

PHB says "I have outlawed statutory holiday pay. Work through New Year's, you lazy buncg of slugs!"

[Lucresia]

Sorry, I am here, just quite busy over the holidays...my sister just had a little baby girl Also, I have no useful information to say, so I havn't posted.

[Amb]

Could you at least stammer out

a) A hasty defence
b) A FOS back at me for being a moron
c) An admission of scumminess
d) All of the above

It makes our job much harder when we dont have defense to shred

[Nauplius]

Vote: Lucresia unless the cops have a better candidate.

[Sparticus]

Let's liven up this dead game.

Vote: Lucresia

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I am still Sparticus, no matter what you say.

[Beartalon]

Liven up a dead game?

PHB says: "Why are you having fun at work?"
*goes into his office and plays air banjo*

[Faeriefire]

It's been a couple of days since Lucresia has posted, and still no defense. Vote: Lucresia

[Amb]

Thats the 5 for lynching....

Lucresia we needed a defense from you but you evaded it, so if you are scum you deserve to be lynched.

If you are innocent, im sorry, but you earned it by not even trying.

[Kazooish]

Lucresia is transfered to marketing...she walks away mumbling "quality quality quality".

For good or for bad...youve sent Wally to the marketing department...

Send in your night choices, due...monday evening.

It is now night! Deadline: Monday Evening

I will reveal a new role sometime tomorrow...

[Kazooish]

and i lied, because iv been busyish, ill reveal it tonight, before i post up the results of the "night".


revealed role
Wally - Incompetent person, random chance of stuff happening, 2/6th chance investigate 2/6th chance protect, 2/6th chance kill. Kills with keyboard by accident...

[Kazooish]

You all come into work the next morning to find an interesting site.....AMB Accounting troll is lying on the ground in a pool of blood, a cross bow bolt sticking out of the ugly trolls back...it mumbles one word before it dies "work harder not smarter"......someone grabs an intern and uses them as a towel to wipe up the mess.

it is now day!
6 are still alive, so 4 to lynch.

[Amb]

Ouch

Good luck scum!

[wordcross]

ah good, scum killing off each other. If i'd known they were this stupid i'd have voted no-lynch

Okay, so what's next?

[I leave this spot open to edit as i look over the thread and analyze the remaining six of us...]

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I'm not an actor, but i play one on TV.
GLih8evilstuff: I hope you never call me, my caller ID would explode.
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

[Nauplius]

After reading back through the thread, two people stick out to me. Corsato has been lurking for most of the game and not posting then he jumps in and votes for Lucresia saying he wants to get the game started up again. Faeriefire didn't give Lucresia a chance to defend herself before casting the final vote for her.

Vote: Corsato
FOS: Faeriefire

unless someone else has a better idea.

[Sparticus]

Unfortunately, no, I don't have a better idea. I'll agree with Naupilus.

Vote: Corsato

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I am still Sparticus, no matter what you say.

[wordcross]

4 to lynch huh? Well... I'm hesitant here.

There are six of us, and thus six roles left. Going by the list Beartalon posted earlier, the only roles left would be:

Alice, Ted, DilMom, Carol, GarbageMan, Liz(I don't know who liz is...) Rex, and Dawn. And looking over the dilbert.com site, there's also Mordac the evil-hearted director of Information Services.

That's 9 roles.

Assuming that RSA is telling the truth about everything, and there's no reason not to, He is Dawn, and there Should probably also be a Rex.

Alice is definitely a role, since she's a major character.

Carol has the crossbow, so we know she's still around.

That's four roles. And there's probably Another boss and another Accounting Troll, since mafia teams of two just don't seem right, and it seems amb was targeted by more than one group. (At least, that's what i'm assuming is meant by the "Work Smarter, not Harder." If that's just what Accounting Trolls say, then whatever.)

So the six of us are Dawn, Rex, Alice, Carol, another boss, and another troll.

3 vs 3 it would seem. Today is important.

We know RSA is Dawn.

I think Nauplius is a good role. he's voted for Cuban Smoker(I'm assuming catbert is evil) but it was rather obvious that day. He did FOS peple voting for Macadamiaman, who turned out to be a good role (Tina the tech writer). He did vote for Lucresia who turned out to be Wally, but that was a bandwagon that everyone jumped since she was silent and didn't defend herself. I'm just getting good vibes from him.

Sparticus is definitely not Rex. He voted RSA early on. He bandwagoned Macadamiaman next, then unvoted mac to jump on the Critic, who admittedly turned out to be scum, but a boss or Carol wouldn't necessarily know that. Later voted Cuban Smoker on the easy bandwagon day, then Lucresia when everyone else did. My guess is that he's the last boss.

Corsato has been far too silent. I think he's only made one post other than to confirm, and that was a random vote for me.

FaerieFire voted mac on the early bandwagon which later turned to unvoting mac and voting The Critic bandwagon. Votes for Lucresia on a bandwagon. No real idea here.

I'm a lot like FF. random vote Ktulu first day. voted mac on bandwagon. unvoted mac, vote Critic to get the first day over with. Voted Cuban Smoker after RSA. Sorry i haven't been more involved.

I'll go ahead and make my role claim now. i'm Alice. Surprisingly enough, i have a doc role unless i choose a Boss, whom i would then strangle with my bare hands instead. Unfortunately i haven't found a boss yet But i did protect RSA for a couple of nights, including the one where he was attacked twice.


I really don't want to vote based on silence this late in the game. If we don't lynch an evil role tonight, then this game will probably be over and evil will win.

Vote: Sparticus I'll wait and see if Corsato says anything though.

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I'm not an actor, but i play one on TV.
GLih8evilstuff: I hope you never call me, my caller ID would explode.
I don't suffer from insanity, i enjoy every minute of it.

[Ghost Post]

let's not vote corsato. sorry, can't provide much assistance beyond that

[Corsato]

Thank you RSA, for saving my butt, I was typing a post last night when I got distracted You probably already know my role now, but for the few who don't, I'm rex, and I'm in on the whole 'wedgie' thing. Last night we made a good choice by choosing Amb, but someone decided to kille him for us.

That leaves us with the roles...
The Garbageman and Alice must be in, and so must Carol the secretary, which leave one spot open.

I have to go to work now. Please unvote me, because my death would be bad, very bad.