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Dread Pirate Westley
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:59 am Post subject: 561 |
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| Quailman wrote: |
| Pujols hit a game-winning extra inning home run to beat the Cubs yesterday. Oh look. He did it again today! |
I live in constant apprehension of the day when he becomes Alfonso Soriano, getting paid an unreasonable amount of money to play 120 games a year for the Cubs at an above average, but hardly superstar level. By the end of the contract, I doubt he'll even be "above average," anymore. |
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Quailman
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Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2011 1:44 pm Post subject: 562 |
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| Quailman wrote: |
| Oh, and Ryan Theriot, a former Cub, hit a two-out game-tying double to tie the game in the ninth. |
Did I mention that the game was tied after that hit?  |
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Ataraxy
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 2:44 am Post subject: 563 |
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| If anyone had predicted that Cleveland and Seattle would have winning records halfway into June before the season and put their money where their mouth is, they would have made a bundle. |
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Fezzik
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Posted: Sat Jun 18, 2011 3:31 am Post subject: 564 |
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Yea, now my Tribe just needs to start winning again. Pittsburgh should do the trick.
Asdrubal Cabrera for the All-Star game! Jeter doesn't deserve it this year. _________________ "...Do you take off your face and hands before you got to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome?...
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Sniklac16
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:27 pm Post subject: 565 |
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The Indians are finally winning again Oh and Pujols is out with a factured forearm  _________________ What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
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Death Mage
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Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 5:29 pm Post subject: 566 |
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What the Hell? What the HELL? WHAT the Hell? How are the Twins NOT in last place? _________________ * These senseless ramblings brought to you by Insanity™. If you just can't figure the dang thing out, it must be Insanity™.
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Chuck
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Posted: Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:29 pm Post subject: 567 |
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| The Diamondbacks are tied for first place with The Giants and they play each other this afternoon. I'm so excited that I might check the score once or twice while I'm at work. |
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Sniklac16
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Posted: Sat Aug 06, 2011 1:47 am Post subject: 568 |
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Figures the Indians would screw up and wind up 4 games behind the Tigers. Not only that, but they traded 4 players including their top 2 pitching prospects for mediocre Ubaldo Jimenez and got pretty much nothing for Orlando Cabrera...Idiots _________________ What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:04 am Post subject: 569 |
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The Diamondbacks now have an insurmountable lead in their division.
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dethwing
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:22 pm Post subject: 570 |
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| Uggla's 33 game hit streak comes to an end. |
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JDTAY
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Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 10:45 pm Post subject: 571 |
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Oh man, did you see that Darwin Barney circus catch? Uggla was robbed,  _________________ Prohibit nothing. Disclose everything. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2011 8:58 pm Post subject: 572 |
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The Diamondbacks have won seven in a row and are obviously unbeatable.
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Chuck
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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 2:39 pm Post subject: 573 |
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I might have slightly exaggerated when I said The Diamondbacks were unbeatable since they just lost five in a row. But they're still in first place.
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Sniklac16
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:40 am Post subject: 574 |
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And the Indians got swept by the tigers to fall once again 4.5 games behind after shaving it to only 1  _________________ What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
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Sniklac16
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2011 9:42 am Post subject: 575 |
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I stand corrected, they lost to the mariners last night to fall to not only 5.5 games behind but also into 3rd place now....worthless ass holes _________________ What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 4:29 pm Post subject: 576 |
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The Diamondbacks have won three in a row and have regained their commanding lead. Since the season is nearly over, I guess that wraps it up.
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Zag
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 5:08 pm Post subject: 577 |
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Far more importantly : The Red Sox have retaken first place. |
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Sniklac16
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:31 pm Post subject: 578 |
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Thome returns to cleveland?? Hooray  _________________ What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us. |
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Suspence
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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:03 pm Post subject: 579 |
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I'm a Red Sox fan in Massachusetts, but I'll be visiting Wrigley Field for the first time next week. Should be awesome. _________________ I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 3:29 am Post subject: 580 |
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| The Diamondbacks lead The Padres 5 to 0 in the sixth. That makes it four wins in a row for The Diamondbacks. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:20 pm Post subject: 581 |
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The Diamondbacks have won seven in a row and are obviously unbeatable.
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Chuck
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Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:28 am Post subject: 582 |
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Nine wins in a row. The Diamondbacks might never lose another game.
The Red Sox are still in first place by 1˝ games if anyone cares. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:24 am Post subject: 583 |
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Oops!
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Zag
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 5:49 am Post subject: 584 |
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| Pshaw, a temporary setback. We had a little slump over the past 6 games, but we broke out of it today, with a go-ahead grand slam by Big Papi. In a week -- probably before the weekend is over, we'll be back on top. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 1:10 pm Post subject: 585 |
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| The Red Sox are 1˝ games behind The Yankees now but it doesn't matter. One of them will be the best division winner and the other will be the wild card team. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:42 am Post subject: 586 |
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The Diamondbacks have lost three in a row and the Giants have won seven in a row. But the Arizona Cardinals are 1 and 0 so who cares about baseball?
The Phillies and The Tigers have clinched their divisions.
The Red Sox are 4˝ games behind The Yankees and will get the wild card spot. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:26 am Post subject: 587 |
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The Yankees have clinched the eastern division. The Red Sox will be the wild card team.
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dethwing
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:39 pm Post subject: 588 |
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| The Angels and Rays are only 2.5 back. It aint over till it's over. Especially as crappy as the sox are playing against the Orioles. |
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Zag
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 5:55 pm Post subject: 589 |
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Sadly, the Sox are playing crappy against everyone.
Fortunately, I care a lot more about the Patriots than about the Red Sox. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 6:07 pm Post subject: 590 |
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| The Arizona Cardinals are also in first place. Of course, it's a tie for first place at 1 and 1 in a division that's 2 and 6 so far, but still, first place! |
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dethwing
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:20 pm Post subject: 591 |
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| Anyone else excited about the prospect of a 3 way tie? |
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Chuck
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 3:39 pm Post subject: 592 |
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The Red Sox play The Orioles tonight. The Rays play the Yankees tomorrow. It looks like The Red Sox will be the wild card team. |
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Pablo
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:17 pm Post subject: 593 |
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| Chuck wrote: |
The Red Sox play The Orioles tonight. The Rays play the Yankees tomorrow. It looks like The Red Sox will be the wild card team. |
Slam dunk if there ever was one! _________________ All religions are the same - Guilt....just with different holidays. |
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Zag
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 6:19 pm Post subject: 594 |
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| You clearly are underestimating Boston's ability to choke. We may have broken the curse, but I'm 50 years old and have a lot of Red Sox history to draw on. I still assume they will choke in the stretch. (And do NOT mention Bucky Dent.) |
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dethwing
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 4:49 am Post subject: 595 |
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| Last day, both WCs are tied. Exciting stuff. |
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Suspence
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:19 pm Post subject: 596 |
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I'm canceling all of my plans so that I can watch the game tonight, but at the same time knowing in the back of my mind that I'm going to regret it.
Once a Sox fan, always a Sox fan. I've got that same sense of optimism clashing with pessimism that summed up everything prior to 2004. _________________ I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature.
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Dread Pirate Westley
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 10:01 pm Post subject: 597 |
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| Suspence wrote: |
| I'm canceling all of my plans to watch the game tonight, . |
The way this is written, my first read was that you had been planning to watch the game, but you canceled that plan.
I'll be rooting against the Reds. Sox, birds, whatever. |
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dethwing
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:38 am Post subject: 598 |
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I had thought the same up until I read your post.
Rooting against the Reds? What has Cincinnati ever done to you?  |
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Suspence
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 12:56 am Post subject: 599 |
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Should be clearer now...
Sox up 3-2, Rays down 6-0. Looking good so far, but still not confident.
ESPN calculates that the home team, down by 1 run in the 5th inning, with one out and a man on third (as the Orioles do right now) has a 53% win probability.
UPDATE: Orioles get that guy on third thrown out at the plate (which dropped the Orioles win probability from 53% to 42%, the next out dropped it to 27%), and the Rays go down 7-0 (3% win probability) _________________ I hate people who try to write interesting things in their signature. |
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Chuck
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2011 1:37 am Post subject: 600 |
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That must have been an exciting tenth inning yesterday. Too bad I didn't see it, not even highlights on the news. |
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