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Zag
Unintentionally offensive old coot
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Posted: Tue May 08, 2012 7:00 pm Post subject: 3201 |
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Death Mage
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 12:19 pm Post subject: 3202 |
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This. _________________ * These senseless ramblings brought to you by Insanity™. If you just can't figure the dang thing out, it must be Insanity™.
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jesternl
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:40 pm Post subject: 3203 |
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that tells me more about the idiocy of American voters than it does about Obama's presidency  |
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Zag
Unintentionally offensive old coot
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Posted: Fri May 11, 2012 7:49 pm Post subject: 3204 |
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Mr Nigma
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 6:37 am Post subject: 3205 |
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Roses are red
And bacon is too
Poems are hard
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Quoted so y'all know I didn't come up with it myself. _________________ Freedom is not free |
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JDTAY
obseletes now
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Trojan Horse
Daedalian Member
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 1:33 pm Post subject: 3207 |
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So, Bill Clinton was the first black president, and Barack Obama is the first gay president. It makes me wonder: when we actually do have a gay president, what will he be dubbed? |
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Jedo the Jedi
Paragon in Training
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Posted: Mon May 14, 2012 8:23 pm Post subject: 3208 |
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So, Bill Clinton was the first black president, and Barack Obama is the first gay president. It makes me wonder: when we actually do have a gay president, what will he be dubbed? |
The first woman president. _________________ Paragon Tally: 19 mafia, 3 SKs (1 twice), 1 cultist, numerous chat scum...and counting. |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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Posted: Tue May 15, 2012 2:55 am Post subject: 3209 |
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This photo on the front page of the Houston Chronicle. The story was about boating safety.
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Macros
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Posted: Wed May 16, 2012 5:03 am Post subject: 3210 |
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Someone linked me to something called adventure time, on YouTube, very bizarre but oddly amusing, I'll Ty remember to post the link when I get home fro. Work _________________ oh hello |
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The Ragin' South Asian
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 1:51 am Post subject: 3211 |
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| Today I learned that Hy didn't know that pink flamingos were a real thing and that they only made lawn ornaments look like that to be decorative. |
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Zag
Unintentionally offensive old coot
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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:31 pm Post subject: 3212 |
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I laughed aloud at the third one.
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| I couldn't agree with you more, Zag. |
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Dread Pirate Westley
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:42 am Post subject: 3213 |
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| It won't happen, but I realized there was a theoretical possibility of the 6th seed Devils winning the Stanley Cup today (6-6). |
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Zag
Unintentionally offensive old coot
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Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 5:43 pm Post subject: 3214 |
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And, one for my lovely wife
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| I couldn't agree with you more, Zag. |
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Jedo the Jedi
Paragon in Training
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:18 am Post subject: 3215 |
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I think I'll be employing that last one. Thankfully, my wife is quite good at suppressing the craziness of that week, but there are other women in our social group who well-fit that designation. _________________ Paragon Tally: 19 mafia, 3 SKs (1 twice), 1 cultist, numerous chat scum...and counting. |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:05 pm Post subject: 3216 |
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You know why they call it PMS? Mad Cow Disease was taken.  |
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Mackay
Saviour of Spiders
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 6:17 am Post subject: 3217 |
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| Jedo the Jedi wrote: |
| I think I'll be employing that last one. Thankfully, my wife is quite good at suppressing the craziness of that week, but there are other women in our social group who well-fit that designation. |
Wow, you must be pretty close with your friends to know when they're all menstruating. |
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Quailman
His Postmajesty
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 11:55 am Post subject: 3218 |
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| It's a behavioral observation. You can tell the moment you encounter them. |
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Jedo the Jedi
Paragon in Training
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:08 pm Post subject: 3219 |
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It's not hard to tell a shark when you see it. _________________ Paragon Tally: 19 mafia, 3 SKs (1 twice), 1 cultist, numerous chat scum...and counting. |
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Mackay
Saviour of Spiders
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 1:20 pm Post subject: 3220 |
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| Oh. I didn't realise that it was distinguishable from our other bad moods, as I can't say I've ever noticed around my close female friends. Could you elaborate, perhaps, on how to tell if a woman is menstruating rather than just grumpy? I'd love to know what the tell-tale signs are - maybe someday I can learn to "suppress" things as well as your wife. Like, for instance, my distaste for having my feelings of anger trivialised due to my gender? I sometimes get all hysterical about that. Silly little me. Tee hee. |
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Zag
Unintentionally offensive old coot
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:55 pm Post subject: 3221 |
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Is that different from a husband's feelings of anger, which he has to suppress because he knows that expressing them will lead to an argument which will only end when he apologizes? _________________
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| I couldn't agree with you more, Zag. |
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Deception
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:24 pm Post subject: 3222 |
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Is that different from a husband's feelings of anger, which he has to suppress because he knows that expressing them will lead to an argument which will only end when he apologizes his wifes' unhappiness? |
Come on Zag, be a gentleman! |
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Mackay
Saviour of Spiders
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:40 pm Post subject: 3223 |
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Zag, I don't know what "that" in your post refers to, so I'm not sure how to take it. Do you mean "distaste for having feelings trivialised due to gender"? I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt here because I'm well aware that you are a progressive, liberal-minded guy, so I'm assuming that you're not leaning on the stereotype that wives are incapable of apologising or resolving conflict in their marriages, and using that as some kind of "see? Men have it bad too!" type of sentiment. Unfortunately I'm not really sure what the actual intended sentiment is.
In any case, "a husband's feelings of anger, which he has to suppress because he knows that expressing them will lead to an argument which will only end when he apologizes" are no different from "a wife's feelings of anger, which she has to suppress because she knows that expressing them will lead to an argument which will only end when she apologizes" - though in both cases the couple should work on their communication and conflict resolution skills - but both are very different from "chalking up a female acquaintance's bad mood to her being on the rag", which is pretty horrifically sexist and insulting. |
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Mackay
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 3:42 pm Post subject: 3224 |
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Also, let's just get this out of the way:
Mackay's angryposting about sexism? MUST BE THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!  |
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Thok
Oh, foe, the cursed teeth!
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:01 pm Post subject: 3225 |
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| It seems like a husband's anger is similar to the anger of an internet poster who knows something is wrong on the internet and didn't bother to suppress it. |
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Mackay
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xkcd comic man!*
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:08 pm Post subject: 3227 |
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| Thok wrote: |
| It seems like a husband's anger is similar to the anger of an internet poster who knows something is wrong on the internet and didn't bother to suppress it. |
Tra la laaaaaaaa
Mackay in cartoon form!
All in a day's work! Now I'm off to help a nerd in need at a comic book convention! Let's go xkcd comic dog!
*flies away* |
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xkcd comic dog!*
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:09 pm Post subject: 3228 |
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Ruff ruff!
*flies away* |
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Thok
Oh, foe, the cursed teeth!
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:33 pm Post subject: 3229 |
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| My xkcd reference wasn't meant to be subtle. I think xkcd man has been hit by a blast of red kryptonite. |
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Death Mage
Raving Lunatic
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 3:23 am Post subject: 3230 |
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I have not given out one of these in years. There is a new winner of the Moron of the Moment award. I give these out when someone says a statement so dumb, so blindly, jaw-droopingly idiotic, that there is no other rational response to it. There is no time frame for the award, this is not "worst of the year" or anything like that, it is just whenever someone else manages to say something that tops all previous winners.
And we have a real doozy this time:
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| It might not have seemed very dehumanizing when Walt Disney made Japanese people look silly with buck teeth and big glasses who could not pronounce their 'R's or their 'L's. But it was dehumanizing, and the purpose was to direct evil intentions against them, which ultimately resulted in the only nuclear holocaust that ever occurred in the history of humanity. I don't think Truman would have ever done that if we hadn't so dehumanized the enemy. |
Translation: "America dropped the nuclear bombs on Japan becuase Walt Disney made fun of them."
What caused this particular outburst of insanity?
This response to his attempted extortion while using a law license as a shield..
Further reading available here: Part I. Part II, Part III, Part IV.
I really need to keep a close eye on this one. _________________ * These senseless ramblings brought to you by Insanity™. If you just can't figure the dang thing out, it must be Insanity™.
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Deception
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Posted: Mon Jun 18, 2012 4:45 am Post subject: 3231 |
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To be fair, he might have a point if he is saying the american media and culture as a unit dehumanized Japanese (and germans) through propaganda and cartoons to the point where dropping a nuclear bomb on Hiroshima didn't seem as wrong (particularly to citizens).
However there are records of Truman working through the decision, and no where is it recorded that he felt the Japanese were less human or real than Americans - just far less obligated to help them. So he doesn't have a point - but I can at least see where he's coming from and it isn't the craziest thing. |
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Thok
Oh, foe, the cursed teeth!
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 10:43 pm Post subject: 3232 |
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| The radio station I typically listen to during my commute decided to do a day of Christmas music today. If you're not sure why that's amusing, check the date of this post. |
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itisally
Master of Disguise
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 11:29 pm Post subject: 3233 |
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I could have used some Christmas music today.  _________________ I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong. |
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Jedo the Jedi
Paragon in Training
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 1:55 am Post subject: 3234 |
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I always joke that Christmas is my half-birthday and everybody celebrates it.  _________________ Paragon Tally: 19 mafia, 3 SKs (1 twice), 1 cultist, numerous chat scum...and counting. |
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The Great Crep'er
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2012 5:02 am Post subject: 3235 |
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I always joke that Christmas is my half-birthday and everybody celebrates it.  |
How does one typically celebrate a "half-birthday" if they are to do so? If it is half of a birthday, I guess special circumstances are drawn for the festivities to illustrate half the quality of the parallel quality of the birthday. Perhaps half a birthday cake. Musical legs. Halves of books and CDs and other items for assorted gifts, wrapped with a side of paper. Music abruptly stopped in the middle of each song. Silenced noisemakers. Birthday hats with the tops cut off. Party favor bags with a few coins, some loose thumbtacks and a festively colored rubber band. A clown who is still in college and needs more education. Already broken pinatas. And of course...pin the tail on the minotaur. |
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itisally
Master of Disguise
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2012 9:10 pm Post subject: 3236 |
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My son Morgan, who is 8 was asked what opportunities and challenges have in common. He answered, "choices."
It was so insightful for such a little guy. I was so proud and it left me thinking about what choices I make that bring me opportunities or challenges. _________________ I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong. |
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Zag
Unintentionally offensive old coot
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 4:41 pm Post subject: 3237 |
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The Ragin' South Asian
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Posted: Wed Jul 25, 2012 6:11 pm Post subject: 3238 |
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| The Great Crep'er wrote: |
| Halves of ... CDs |
I'm amused that people are still giving CDs as birthday gifts, apparently. I think someone last gave me a CD for my birthday in 1998. |
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itisally
Master of Disguise
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 1:56 am Post subject: 3239 |
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Zag,
That is absolutely fantastic! I can't tell you the number of time my husband wants me to be more obedient. I keep telling him, " I thought you liked that I was independant?" _________________ I could agree with you, but then we would both be wrong. |
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Mackay
Saviour of Spiders
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Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 2:32 am Post subject: 3240 |
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I think cp would have a heart attack if I started being "obedient".  |
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